09.08.01, 23:21.
summary of frosh week.

things i've learned in university, so far:
-you are never too old to nap.
-there is a difference between dirty clothes and funky clothes. dirty clothes can be worn again, funky clothes cannot.
-coupons are your friend.

i am having a blast. there is way too much to sum up... just picture: masking tape dildos, hallway bowling, drinking games, impromptu bathroom haircuts, jungle walks, egging eachother for charity donations, free concerts, free shirts, free everything, parties that last until six-am, three-to-four hours of sleep per night, belgian waffles with whipped cream and chocolate sauce for dinner, loud nights of "i've got hoes... in different area codes..." and "i was gonna make love to you, but then i got high... i was gonna eat your pussy too, and then i got high...", covering eachother lovingly in painted handprints and markered-names, and nicknames that will stick- i.e. "sven", "gerbuck", "p-sniff", "diva", "moody", "double-d", "deep throat", "pinky", "dino", "shifty", etc.