03.05.03, 01:45.
term papers.

i'm the queen of cranking out ten-page term papers in a few hours on the night before they're due. go me. :)

03.03.03, 03:22.
fat wagon.

always in support of erika lopez. buy her books on amazon or something. clickity click!

"anyway, remember when oprah lost about sixty pounds and pulled a little red wagon overflowing of beef fat to show what sixty pounds of fat looks like? i wanted to be an inspiration and wheel out my own little red wagon and show how much weight i'd lost in jail. but since i'd only lost ten pounds, before the press conference i put five guinea pigs in the wagon and wheeled it out before i answered any questions, but its significance was lost because the guinea pigs were so short you couldn't even see them over the edge of the wagon."

03.01.03, 16:57.
team shirt-ninja.

go team ninja! instructions can be found here.

03.01.03, 04:00.
weblog style.

i've decided to switch to the weblog style. hopefully this will encourage me to use this more often because i will feel more comfortable posting things that i just think are funny but don't really matter.

02.17.03, 01:09.
wonderland.

when i was in high school, i used to think that university would be a land of sweater-clad intellects who lounged around on picnic tables in the fall breeze, drinking lattes and discussing politics and philosophy. only a few months from my BA, and i've realized that i'm so dead wrong it hurts. you're lucky if you can meet a person here who knows how to format a sentence or fix their own computer.

i've wasted too much money on sweaters, i guess. i can't believe i'm already graduating next april.